Perfect Food
Is it possible that the chicken, and not the banana, is God’s perfect food for intended for human consumption?
Consider these factoids:
Banana: Peels easily
Chicken: Peeling difficult while living, but trivial after cooking
Banana: Can be used as an object of sexual gratification
Chicken: Cannot willingly be used for sexual gratification
Banana: Must be peeled before being enjoyed
Chicken: May be consumed peeled or with the skin on
Despite Kirk Cameron’s statements to the contrary, is it not clear that the chicken, and not the banana, are God’s gift to humanity, to nourish us and help sustain us as we be fruitful and multiply?
I object to your second point. Although a chicken cannot “willingly” be used for sexual gratification, neither can a banana. A dead chicken and a banana are both frequently used in masturbation rituals.
But at least you spelled “Kirk” correctly.
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